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Ramsay Throws Goldberg Out of His Restaurant

Anyone who watches any of Chef Gordon Ramsayโ€™s TV programs knows he operates with an abundance of intolerance, especially for those that are woefully ignorant. Well, last week, Miss Woefully Ignorant moseyed into Ramsayโ€™s restaurant, and left most surreptitiously.

Whoopi Goldberg, the legend of screen and talk show host for millions of wackadoodle liberals, walked into his Los Angeles Restaurant, the French-inspired Bistro Herown Vagina, and demanded a seat towards the rear of the dining room. Accompanying her was co-host Joy Behar and showrunner Joe Barron.Ramsay, who had been supervising the construction of the special spaghettios al fresco dish, when he spotted the frizzy-haired impresario and immediately lost his cool.

โ€œIs that that bloody Goldberg bird? Which of you donkeys let her smell up my restaurant? Come on!โ€

Goldberg heard the tirade, and responded in kind.โ€œHey, itโ€™s that freaking dumb-ass limey cook. Why donโ€™t you nip back there and put together a grilled cheese sandwich for me, Sara Lee?โ€

Well, that did it for Ramsay. He stomped directly out to Whoopieโ€™s table, and, hands on his hips, used his penis to slap the Viewโ€™s first face silly, and then screamed as security threw her bodily out the front door.

โ€œGet out get out GET OUT! And Iโ€™m SCOTTISH, you bloody hideous shit sipper!โ€

So that was the tale of how Whoopi was thrown out of Herown Vagina. That joke was a long time coming, wasnโ€™t it?

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