Category: Satire
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Just in: ABC Says It Cut Joy and Whoopi’s Pay in Half to Keep The View Afloat
New York City – In a shocking announcement yesterday, ABC revealed that it had cut the pay of Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg in half in order to keep their daytime talk show, The View, afloat. According to sources close to the network, the decision was made after executives realized that the show was hemorrhaging…
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Candace Cameron Bure Joins The View and Brings Fire: ‘I’m Not Afraid of Them!’”
In a surprising turn of events, Candace Cameron Bure has announced that she will be joining the cast of The View as a permanent co-host. Despite the show’s reputation for heated debates and controversial topics, Bure has confidently declared, “I’m not afraid of them.” Bure, known for her conservative views and outspoken Christian faith, is…
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“Megan Rapinoe: The All-American Soccer Star (and Patriotism Extraordinaire!)”
In the illustrious world of soccer, there stands one figure whose game is as colorful as her hair – Megan Rapinoe, the embodiment of all things American, including a healthy dose of satire! With her unmatched skills on the field and her unwavering commitment to celebrating all things USA, Rapinoe has become a unique symbol…
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Whoopi Goldberg Voted “Most Hated Person in Hollywood” By Her Own Peers
Whoopi Goldberg was once one of Hollywood’s most beloved personalities. In her heyday, she did films like “The Color Purple,” and “Ghost.” She had a recurring role on Star Trek and she did standup for Jerry Lewis every year. Then it happened. She took a job on “The View,” and everything went downhill. So far…
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True: Snoop Dogg Snaps at CMT, Supports Aldean by Terminating His Own Contract
When the network that made its name on the back of country music decides to play gatekeeper, one wouldn’t expect a rap icon to be the unlikely hero. But hey, it’s 2023 and the world of entertainment is full of surprises. Country Music Television (CMT) is facing backlash after removing Jason Aldean’s hit song from…
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Takes Charge, Vows to Get “The View” Cancelled
There are a few constants in the world: the sun will rise, taxes are inevitable, and Gordon Ramsay will always be brutally honest. But recently, the Michelin-starred chef has taken his fiery energy from the kitchen to daytime television. In a surprising twist, Gordon Ramsay has now set his sights on the talk show “The…
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TRUE: Oliver Anthony Teams Up with Kid Rock and Jason Aldean for the ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour
In a move that some might call “bold” and others might label “utterly mind-boggling,” the music world’s freshest face, Oliver Anthony, has announced that he’ll be joining forces with the uncancelable legends of American music: Kid Rock and Jason Aldean. They will embark on what is being heralded as the most anticipated tour of the…
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TRUE: Cadance Owens Takes Charge, ‘Lia Thomas Should Be Banned From Women’s Sports’
Ah, the age-old tradition of commenting on matters that blend sports with socio-politics. If there’s anything that brings out the armchair experts in full force, it’s this explosive combination. Enter Candace Owens, the political commentator who would presumably rather play referee than spectator. Her latest buzzer-beater? Lia Thomas should be exiled from women’s sports. Let’s…
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Whoopi Goldberg Critiques Jason Aldean’s Song on ‘The View’, Promptly Escorted Out
In a surprising collision of country music and daytime television drama, veteran Hollywood star Whoopi Goldberg found herself in the crosshairs. Her transgression? Criticizing country sensation Jason Aldean’s contentious track, “Try That In A Small Town,” on her talk show, “The View.” But, as the lyrics of many country songs suggest, every action begets a…
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Takes Charge, Vows to Get “The View” Cancelled
There are a few constants in the world: the sun will rise, taxes are inevitable, and Gordon Ramsay will always be brutally honest. But recently, the Michelin-starred chef has taken his fiery energy from the kitchen to daytime television. In a surprising twist, Gordon Ramsay has now set his sights on the talk show “The…