Did you know that the performer who gets invited to sing The National Anthem at the Super Bowl earns $100,000 for those three minutes? If you look at some of the big names who have filled the spot, itโs easy to see why. Theyโre big earners, and the Super Bowl is one of the most commercialized events on television.
Enter Oliver Anthony. The meager farmer from South of Richmond isnโt a big name, and he doesnโt want to be. So when the Director of Entertainment for the Super Bowl, Joe Barron, asked him if heโd solo the song with his guitar, he was astounded.
โI immediately accepted. I have a beautiful version I play,โ said Oliver, โbut then he started talking about money. The look on his face when I told him Iโd only do the song for free was priceless.โ
โI didnโt understand at first,โ said Barron, โbut then it kicked in. This guy loves his country, and he wonโt sell out to sing its anthem. I respect that.โ We all do.ALLOD Forensic Journalisticator Tara Newhole looked into the rumors and discovered that they were absolutely true. โYeah, heโs gonna play the song,โ she said, โand he was dumb enough to turn down the money. There are three food banks in his podunk county that could have benefited from the donation, but itโs best for him to not take any cash at all.โ
Our economics department believes that allowing the NFL to keep that money will likely be advantageous to everyone, as soon as it begins trickling down, which should be any minute now.
God bless you and your patriotism, Oliver, and God Bless America.
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